I think I've decided.

I'm going to go to Spain and marry a Spanish person. (Although I wouldn't scoff at an Italian, French, Portuguese or British guy either).

My children will all be at least bilingual, possibly trilingual, by the time they're five years old.

They will go to private schools in Europe (my hubby's going to be loaded), then go to college in the United States, where they will study political science

become lawyers

and then move back to Madrid to take care of me in my old age.